The evil wizard Thoth-Amon is trying to resurrect the ancient evil Xaltotun. If he succeeds, all of Hyboria will be subjected to an eternity of darkness and enslavement. Only a band of brave adventurers can stop him. Use all your cunning and guile, summon your courage and swordsmanship, and Chop Chop! 

Conan Chop Chop is the most epic and realistic stick figure game ever to be set in the world of Conan the Cimmerian. Expect an excessive amount of blood and flying limbs, which may lead to uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or profanities, depending on which end of the sword you are on. 

Play solo for the ultimate roguelite thrill or invite up to 3 friends to join you in co-op mode (local or online) to see who can chop chop the most. Choose between a diverse cast of badass warriors and gear up with weapons and equipment to match your style of play. 

Although you’re about to save the world, merchants will still charge you for their wares, so make sure to collect as much gold as you can from the monsters you slay. The townsfolk may even pester you to perform tasks for them, but some of them will make it worth your while. 

Explore in every direction! 

Brave the shifting sands of Koth, explore the dark woods in Darkwood, move valiantly through the searing land of Hyperboria and see the icy world of Vanaheim. Conan® Chop Chop lets you explore to the left, right, up and down! A skilled player may even find himself jumping, dashing, or moving diagonally, resulting in the ultimate 3D experience. 

Master the fine art of delicately bashing your enemies’ heads in with a broom and turning them into chop suey with a bastard sword. Conan® Chop Chop contains a wide variety of different weapons, trinkets and legendary items, each suited to tailor any kind of violent playstyle you can think of. 

Perform the breathtaking 360° spin-attack to crack skulls all around you. Dash forward with the speed of light. Swing your sword both longways and sideways in a game that will have you gasping for air as you struggle to grasp the pure awesomeness of your fighting moves. 

Before facing Thoth-Amon, you must defeat bosses such as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim and Thak the giant gorilla, neither of which are particularly sympathetic to your cause. Instead they will attempt to destroy you with killer moves.  

Infinite replayability! 

Completely random maps and tons of weapons and abilities to try out ensure that every new game will be a whole new experience. You are bound to die more than once, but can unlock new weapons that will be available for your next play-through.